The Hive Has Arrived: 2023 Dodge Hornet

[ChargerChallenger]

Two threads going……

Wow beyond believable I just watched one of the worst reveals ever in my lifetime. Who’s smoking Dope at Dodge and what a disgrace. Guess Joe Biden has convinced the lead team to hire Hunter for his pipe dream ideas and sales. I couldn’t even watch the whole event. Preston the Donut man should have been the announcer😁

 

[why2kmax]

I dont understand all the surprise.This was a known commodity months ago. The world wants Small SUVs along with the monster ones.They are playing the game have to pay the bills somehow. Though not sure thats the answer. Were you all expecting a 500hp cute ute or midsize 2 door? WTF

 

[ChargerChallenger]

You have to border line believe Stellantis wants to get rid of us Motörhead ice heads. And replace us with the Rainbow Crowd😳

 

[jroyk]

You have to flat out believe Stellantis wants to get rid of us Motörhead ice heads. And replace us with the Rainbow Crowd😳

 

[Smitty]

Wow! We can sign up for the Hornet fan club and be part of the swarm😂😂😂😂🤮

 

[DavidKFla]

You have to border line believe Stellantis wants to get rid of us Motörhead ice heads. And replace us with the Rainbow Crowd😳

Or just kill off the Dodge brand altogether.

 

[ChargerChallenger]

I wonder how many Rainbow purchasers will be lined up to buy the Hornet and be mad as a Hornet when their car takes forever to be delivered…..uh huh😂😂😂😂😂

 

[1971demon]

“All-new 2023 Dodge Hornet unleashes muscular Dodge DNA design…”
I don’t think so

That Dodge DNA came from the Neon...

 

[1971demon]

You have to border line believe Stellantis wants to get rid of us Motörhead ice heads. And replace us with the Rainbow Crowd😳

When I think of those Stellantis wieners...I picture skinny assed Europeans with thin translucent socks..with tassles on their loafers...and chain smoking those skinny cigarettes

 

[jroyk]

That Dodge DNA came from the Neon...

Yep. Remember the introduction?

 

[SilverBillet]

That Dodge DNA came from the Neon...

Dodge Journey, Dodge Caliber, Dodge Hornet…I don’t think the Hornet name will be any more popular for Dodge than it was for AMC

 

[1971demon]

Yep. Remember the introduction?
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I reluctantly tell this story as it is so unbelievably bizarre...my grandmother had that very car..(right down to the color)..she bought it @ age 94...@ age 97..she hit an NFTA transit bus head on as she made a left hand turn on a right hand green arrow...(she pulled that maneuver for years without incident..she was unrestrained..(hated seat belts...)...the air bag went off..caught her under the chin..she looked like Mike Tyson gave her an uppercut...nasty nitrogen burns on her neck and arms...the most god awful bruise from her chin down...I was first @ the hospital...(she refused medical treatment...)...she was back @ work the next day...she wanted another car..I took her license...she lived to 103..she never forgave me....the car was totaled....don't worry...I wouldn't believe this story either....but trust me ya cant make this stuff up

 

[4 Tire Freedom!]

What a piece of junk! And to call it a muscle car 🤦‍♂️

 

[vortecd]

You have to border line believe Stellantis wants to get rid of us Motörhead ice heads. And replace us with the Rainbow Crowd😳

problem is prius already has them and they are not going anywhere
Dodge is known for muscle so they won't even look this way

 

[thetalonguy]

Dodge Journey, Dodge Caliber, Dodge Hornet…I don’t think the Hornet name will be any more popular for Dodge than it was for AMC

Was just thinking...with the tremendous success that Dodge had with the Caliber...Dodge is reinvigorating that spirit with the Hornet....and calling it muscle. WTF...Honestly, I'd probably take the Caliber SRT-4 over this. 14 years later the SRT4 Caliber is still faster.


https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a17012351/2008-dodge-caliber-srt4-road-test/

 

[Jack_Toepfer]

And the Neon SRT4 was actually pretty fricken sweet. It actually performed.

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

Sorry......that thing just screams FIAT.

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

Those suffering from gender dysphoria. It will affirm whatever they decide on.

hey.....I'm good with wearing a skirt and strutting my stuff.......but there is no way I would ever be caught driving that thing.

I do have some standards.

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

Wow! We can sign up for the Hornet fan club and be part of the swarm😂😂😂😂🤮

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

That Dodge DNA came from the Neon...

......and natural selection weeded that dna out......