Yo Flu Mon Ghew,
Da 134A is da 1 I invented aftah wurkin on da 134A McQuay magnetic chilla. Watt a muchanie. I wished I had invaanted da damn thang. If youz getter a chance, Guugle da damn thang. Youz bee vary sir prized watt dis damn thang will dew. Like Mounten Dew. Like Ize said befoe, I sold da 1st 5 of deez chillers in da south east 2 cussomers dat neva herd of em. Tuuk em 2 da factory, had dare chillas on da test pads, turned on, wit da only noize herd waz da chill watah pump. Day said, youz can turn on da chillah on now. Hay boyz, day are da runin. Coulden even hear um and wit da 134A in dem. They were used 2 centrifucal chillers wit reg u lar refrigarant, bearens, noise, turnin veines, 1st, 2nd, 3rd stages, a motor, oil and der rest of da shitskees. Nun on dis machine. Wished I inverted dem, but just sold da 1st of dem. Now day bee up 2 twin 1,200 tun mackchines. Dat wood beez 2,400 tun machines in 1 cum tainer. Like 2 cumpressors, 2 barrells, 2 moe toes dat make no noise. 1 sitten at da Tupperware conventution centa in Whore Lando. I wuz invited bi da factory 2 watch da start up. But didn't goez cause I waz in da law suit wit da Trane Cumpany and gay wood beez dare. Uck em bastards. Sorry.