Redeye Contest For Member # 797

[DGatzby]

Breaking News CNN----- DGatzby Russian connection evidence. Picture leaked to CNN by whistle blower
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How will DGatzby explain this?

You will not believe the cash offered for the simple plans for a tune and suspension mods by those fools! That’s the truth. They never got to that in the depositions yesterday. How else can I explain getting rid of the ‘15! You guys have to cut me some slack. Otherwise, how can I function appropriately as #797 now as your elected one? Damn it, I’ll get Rudy to help me too!

 

[RedEye19FL]

I think someone should write a book about DGatzby's escapades. Call it, "The Great Gatzby". Oh wait...…...

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

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Awesome photoshop skills.

Does the back page have a pic of @HellcatFan excepting a bribe from @DGatzby?

No Collusion, No Obstruction either?

Too funny.

OBC

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

But if he"s impeached, won't we all have to live with a Ford??

Oh please God... not a FORD. Just kill me now!

OBC

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

You will not believe the cash offered for the simple plans for a tune and suspension mods by those fools! That’s the truth. They never got to that in the depositions yesterday. How else can I explain getting rid of the ‘15! You guys have to cut me some slack. Otherwise, how can I function appropriately as #797 now as your elected one? Damn it, I’ll get Rudy to help me too!

OKAY OKAY OKAY

If Rudy Giuliani is going to help you, you're going to need this....



Consider it a "GoFundMe" seed money contribution for bumbling boob legal representation.

Certainly not a bribe for #797 reassignment. That would never happen here....

OBC

 

[tkracing1]

OKAY OKAY OKAY

If Rudy Giuliani is going to help you, you're going to need this....

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Consider it a "GoFundMe" seed money contribution for bumbling boob legal representation.

Certainly not a bribe for #797 reassignment. That would never happen here....

OBC

Too late... how do you think I became a mod?

 

[RedEye19FL]

Oh please God... not a FORD. Just kill me now!

OBC

Hey, I resemble that! I had a Ford Lightning for 18 years. Great truck!

 

[DGatzby]

OKAY OKAY OKAY

If Rudy Giuliani is going to help you, you're going to need this....

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Consider it a "GoFundMe" seed money contribution for bumbling boob legal representation.

Certainly not a bribe for #797 reassignment. That would never happen here....

OBC

That is chump change. I know my guys are keeping silent

 

[Demon1]

I just heard @DGatzby had an affair with a stripper. I heard it first hand from my wife who heard from her brother’s wife’s cousin’s sister-in-law who’s husband had an affair with another stripper at the same club.


OK, that makes DGatzby a winner! He can keep #797.

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

Hey, I resemble that! I had a Ford Lightning for 18 years. Great truck!

Only owned 1 Ford in my life. Mustang II. A total POS which was all I could afford in my early years but, purchased new.

Ford trucks are good. Cars.. not so much from my experience.

OBC

 

[DGatzby]

I just heard @DGatzby had an affair with a stripper. I heard it first hand from my wife who heard from her brother’s wife’s cousin’s sister-in-law who’s husband had an affair with another stripper at the same club.


OK, that makes DGatzby a winner! He can keep #797.

Did they speak about the others in the chain of clubs? What a blast!

 

[Hickster]

Red Neck Contest for Member 666. Yes you

 

[Demon1]

Did they speak about the others in the chain of clubs? What a blast!

So you weren't faithful to Stripper#1 either? We will identify those and issue subpoenas. We shall get to the bottom of this.